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Goof Glory
The Tie of Unstoppable Laughter, previously worn by a very funny gay person.
 
✮ Sz Large ✮ Measurements: Length - 115 cm / Bottom Width - 9 cm✮ Features multi-material orange flannel patches with metal stud work and silver chains | Aquatica tie base and screen print GLORY ✮ 

GOOF GLORY

$65.00Price

  • Stats:

    +3 to Wit & Quick Thinking – Jokes come faster, comebacks hit harder, and your timing is impeccable.
    +2 to Social Presence – People naturally gravitate toward you, sensing that something hilarious is about to happen.
    -1 to Seriousness – It’s hard to stay mad or take things too seriously while wearing this. (Might not be ideal in funerals or business meetings.)

     

    Abilities:

    🎤 Instant Stand-Up – Every word you say sounds funnier, even if it’s totally normal. Your delivery, tone, and facial expressions land every punchline perfectly.

     

    🤣 Final Punchline – Once per day, you can deliver a joke so devastatingly funny that it incapacitates a person with laughter for up to a minute. Tears, breathless gasps, and “Stop, I can’t breathe!” are guaranteed.

     

    🎭 Slapstick Mastery – If you trip, drop something, or mess up in any way, it somehow looks intentional and hilarious, turning embarrassment into comedic genius.

     

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